A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

A computer is almost human - except that is does not blame its mistakes on another computer.

Anger is only one letter short of danger.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

A mistake is simply another way of doing things.

A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks almost instantly.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart.

A person, who is nice to you, but mean to the stranger, is not a nice person.

A person's character is not only judged by the company he keeps but also by the company he avoids.